Some amusing photos of Rumsfeld. A Newark, Ohio, high school discovers that students eat what they want. Dead cows left at side of road get tickets for being "unattended vehicles". A five hundred pound opera singer, a soprano, gored a tiny tenor after he took last meatball off plate. Woman washes her rooster in a dog wash. Hundreds of smuggled tarantulas are repatriated to Mexico by the Swiss. British doctors can now prescribe maggots to NHS patients with infected wounds.
A man was hacked to death at a NATO Partnership for Peace program in Budapest. A man discovers human skulls encased in ceramic amid stuff purchased at auction by an Ohio discount store chain. John Kerry explains to Idaho paper that he would appoint a salmon czar if he were to be elected president.