Posted by Robert Alt
I have been working this afternoon at my local internet cafe. The new techie has recently discovered Celine Dion, and has been playing the same song continuously. The horror.
Oh, the humanity! You should have stayed here with the CAV where we can protect you from those terrorists.
The horror... the horror... the horror.
I knew your presence in Iraq was frought with danger. But this?
Funny! So, whats the song?
I actually had to run a search on the internet so that I gave the title rather than some other repeated line in the song. Based on that research, the song is "A New Day Has Come."
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