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Like, Dylan TOTALLY Endorsed John Kerry!

I opened up this morning’s edition of the Mansfield News-Journal to find a half-age ad bearing the title "Luke Perry Endorses John Kerry for President." There was a photo of the former "Beverly Hills 90210" actor, dressed in what appeared to be a western-style costume from one of his classic films. It may have been "8 Seconds", or perhaps the gritty 2002 "Johnson County War". But apparently Luke deeply cares about this election, "as a former resident of both Mansfield and Frederickstown." Hmm, I wonder how long it’s been since he’s been back?

Dude, I was going to vote for Bush, but this heartfelt plea from DYLAN FROM 90210 has changed my mind. I am SO going to vote for Kerry now. No, wait, I’d better check to see who Ian Ziering and Jason Priestly are voting for first.

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I had a message on my answering machine a couple days ago from Kirsten dunst, telling me to vote for John Kerry because America needs good jobs. And I thought to myself, What does Kirsten Dunst know about jobs? She’s an actress. She’s probably never had a real job in her life!

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