Meanwhile, Update at Gate Z-801
Posted by Steven Hayward
"Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the departure in our delay to Paris. The pilot has ordered us to take on more fuel because we are unexpectedly overweight. Seems the passenger in seat 34B checked in four suitcases full of Fahrenheit 9/11 DVDs. Oh, and could we ask five passengers to volunteer to move from the right to the left side of the plane to balance our side-to-side weight?"
9:42 AM / November 3, 2004
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34B would be on the left side... thus you may want to ask some on the Left to move to the Right to balance the aircraft. and politics.