J.K. Rowling tops the list of its 25 best selling authors that Amazon has put together to celebrate its tenth anniversary. Shakespeare came in 26th. But I say not marble, nor gilded monuments of princes, nor amusing fantasies of a monographist, shall outlive the Bards powerful rhyme. He taught me language; and my profit ont is, I know how to curse. O heavy ignorance! O plague and madness! O withered truth! Ancient damnation on these soulless mortals!
Yes, father, the bard may have "taught you language," but did he know how to knock out a 12-foot-Mountain Troll when he was only 11 years old with nothing but a magic wand and two best friends?
I rest my case.