Posted by Steven Hayward
I have no idea what Jonah Goldberg is talking about here.
"Whats the frequency, Kenneth?"
You need to see the movie "Anchorman." You should probably watch "Wedding Crashers" also, just for good measure.
Wedding Crashers is, straight up, the best movie in the last ten years. Ive seen it three times already, including once with just me and my mom. She loved it too. Its better than Anchorman even, and I dont say that lightly. Will Ferrell might be the best actor of the 21st century so far, and that I dont say lightly either.
"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whales vagina"
Yes Steven...you need to see "Anchorman". Not only to understand Jonah, but to have a good laugh.
How did I ("Kenneth"?) make it into this movie, which I saw somewhat on an airplane?
Ive never met Mr. Derbyshire, but Ill look forward to the pleasure, which he may find unexpected from someone whose parents were relocated in WW II.
RE HAYWARD [Jonah Goldberg]
I guess the ultimate question is, if the gang from the Corner was walking through the back alleys of San Deeeago, like Ron Burgandy and his news team, and we ran into the gang from No Left Turns and it turned into a full blown battle royale, would Steve be throwing the trident into my chest or into Peter Schramms?
Ken Masugi to John Derbyshire: "Im gonna straight-up murder your a**!"
(Note: If you havent seen Anchorman, this will make less than no sense).
To Jonah: Because the valiant never taste of death but once, Hayward would know that once when the trident would point at my chest. He would not dare damnation, and therefore it would be your chest. If that is not certain, and to be honest, Hayward was never yet valiant. Wielding a mighty pen, is not the same as wielding a trident. He does one well, but not the other. I know this man. You seem worried that two stars keep not their motion in one sphere? Lets break the rules of nature.
including once with just me and my mom.
I am old school, I dont go to R rated movies with my mother (I am 40 and she is 73).
I am old school, I don’t go to R rated movies with my mother (I am 40 and she is 73).
needless to say the dinner table scene was slightly uncomfortable
Get over yourselves, guys. The only Trident Ive ever seen any of you wield is the gum version.
And they cant wield that Trident and walk at the same time!
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