Michael Kinsley imagines other contests like the NYTs "Win a Trip with Nick Kristof." My favorite:
The Washington Post has chosen, so far, not to subject its columnists to this kind of embarrassment. But how long can it hold out? Im psyched for "Win a Trip With George Will." Finally admitting his uncanny resemblance to Mr. Peabody, the scholarly time-traveling dog on the "Rocky and Bullwinkle" cartoon show, George takes a lucky companion back to the 18th century, where they will explain the original meaning of the Declaration of Independence to its signers.
The others are funny too.