A Croatian teenager has awoken from a 24-hour coma speaking fluent German - and having forgotten her native Croatian!
And this isn't the first time this sort of thing has happened!
To think of all the alcohol-induced comas occurring right now on college campuses across America. Such wasted (no pun intended) opportunities! If only we could discover the secret of this spontaneous linguistic knowledge, frat houses could become unrivaled centers of learning!