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Mis en Bouteille dans nos Caves

After dropping anchor at Mount Arafat, Noah promptly disembarked the ark and set himself to cultivating a vineyard so as to celebrate his arrival on dry land by properly wetting his whistle with fruit of the vine and work of human hands. Archaeologists have now uncovered an advanced winemaking operation - including a wine press, vat, grape seeds, and plant pigments - dating back 6,000 years in a cave near Mount Ararat. It's the oldest known vinoteca by well over 1,000 years.

We never cease to learn from the example of the ancients.

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Impossible!

Follow my logic:

o The literal creation story in Genesis is pure myth, say prominent "Bible Scholars"

o Therefore, everything in Genesis is a myth

o The story of Noah is in Genesis

o Therefore, the story of Noah is a myth

o Therefore, the 6,000 year old "vinoteca" (never heard of that word) is a myth

o Therefore, wine is a myth

o So too are grapes

o Well, all fruit I suppose

o Might as well toss in vegetables as well

o Oh hell, everything is a myth.

o Except, of course, the intellectual superiority of liberals. That's rock-solid fact. So much so that is should never been questioned. Or even mentioned. It simply is.

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