Posted in Sports by Justin Paulette
It's only fitting to note with somber lamentation that the black and gold finally failed to surge ahead as the underdog champion to win the game in the end. Sometimes good does not immediately overcome evil....
There's always next year.
All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for Ben Roethlisberger to throw two interceptions in the first half, and for Rashard Mendenhall to fumble early in the fourth quarter.
Nevertheless, hardcore Steeler fan that I am, I am a bit uncomfortable associating a team headed by Roethlisberger with the forces of good.
Made up (but true) statistic: first time in football history that a state has had a teams that beat Ohio State, went to the rose bowl and won the superbowl.
Onion Financial News Flash: Unusual volume in the Chicago, March Cheddar futures spikes 105%. Price of Cheese to go up as swollen noggins in Wisconsin, soak up supply for new headgear.
Cotton down 20% as demand for terrible towels falls short of projections.
Rape kits up 6% on heavy volume, fueled by mention of Roethlisburger, and the upcomming women's history month.
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