Fun With Affirmative Action
I recently found myself speaking with a colleague who is an expert on Native American affairs. In passing, he noted that some tribes in America still adopt new members. That gave me an idea for a business opportunity for our Indian tribes, other than opening casinos. Want to improve the odds that your child gets into a good college? Get them adopted into an Indian tribe! That way they can apply as affirmative action candidates. Naturally, the tribe would expect pay for the service. After all, they're not comunists.