Astronomers have spotted an exotic planet that seems to be made of diamond....
That's right. Reuters reports that scientists have discovered a new planet that is "far denser than any other known so far and consists largely of carbon."
Because it is so dense, scientists calculate the carbon must be crystalline, so a large part of this strange world will effectively be diamond.
And Obama just cancelled America's space program. That decision, coupled with this discovery, could very well loss him the entire female vote! Perhaps Obama's encyclopedia entry will mirror Jimmy Carter's, commencing with the excuse, "Barack Obama was an unlucky president...."