I thought Id share the following, which is making the rounds of the internet:
"Ive divided Europe, Ive put NATO into disarray, Ive got American and British forces on my doorstep wasting billions of dollars to do nothing. The stock market has fallen to its lowest in ages; the American economy is faltering, and the UK is not doing too well either. Ive got the leading artists and intellectuals in Europe to march and sign petitions, helping me to perpetuate the tyrannical oppression of my people. Ive got lovely people from all over coming to Baghdad to act as human shields against military attack, so I dont need to waste Iraqi lives doing it. And best of all, Ive got both Osama Bin Laden calling for suicide attacks against my enemies, and Harold Pinter writing verses against my enemies. Oppressors could never have had it so good."