That Entrepreneurial Spirit
Posted by Robert Alt
A company called Herobuilders.com has begun making action figures based on the war on terror. They offer Heroes, including "President G.W.," "America’s Mayor" Giuliani, and "The British Ally" Tony Blair. Also available are villains, including a talking Iraqi Dis-Information Officer, which says things like "Our initial assessment is that they will all die!" Here’s my personal favorite from the site:

11:01 AM / April 18, 2003
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* Nazi flag and anti-Arab sentiment not included.