Speak plain English and teach the basics?
Dick Feagler, a popular columnist in these parts, writes this in the Cleveland Plain Dealer about what kindergarden students are supposed to know, according to the "educators" of Ohio. Very funny, especially because true.
1:57 PM / September 24, 2003
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