It seems folks don’t know why John Kerry wants to be President. ABC News reports that Kerry has adopted a new five word campaign slogan not unlike the one our candidates for high school student council used to use: "I’m running for president because..." So far, Kerry’s come up with

"I’m running for president to put America back to work ... I’m running for president because health care is not a benefit for the wealthy or the elected or the connected ... I’m running for president because I know that we could be a hell of a lot stronger in the world if we were to secure our freedom ... I’m running for president because I believe we can build an even more effective military."