The Perfect Christmas Gift!
Posted by Steven Hayward
From the Levenger Catalogue ("tool for serious readers") comes the perfect Christmas gift: The Claremont Unifier! As you can see from the photo, it has no hidden comparments, no esoteric markings or invisible ink wells. (Or so it would seem.)
I wonder if someone at Levenger really has that refined a sense of humor?
11:03 PM / December 18, 2006
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The Claremont Unifier is as lovely as can be. But, sentiment aside, the perfect gift from Levenger has to be the Oxford bookcase. OED sold separately, Im sorry to say. That would make the desk even more ... uh, perfecter.
Levenger also offers a "Claremont Tool Holder." Supply your own punchlines.