This should be a Hayward post
But hes very busy, so Ill link to this rewritten "Night Before Christmas", featuring Al Gore. A sample:
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
That’s because AlGore had been through the place,
Taking out every light bulb, and heater of space.
12:41 PM / December 11, 2006
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