Leno Delivers
Posted by Steven Hayward
Jay Leno on the reports of drunk astronauts:
"Maybe that’s why they call it the Kennedy Space Center."
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Bullseye!
Yes, that's very good. But I still like Dennis Miller's quip about the firing of Ward Churchill better: "So, did you hear they fired the tenured Tanto?"
Flying saucers?
I used to hang out at a University of Penn bar called "Murphy's Tavern," {44th and Spruce}. The son of the owner used to make a dark coloured drink; he called 'em "Sky Labs." They were great!