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Demo Convention Agenda

This has been going arond the web, and is worth passing along:

2004 Democratic National Committee Convention - Official Program


6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:00pm - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton

6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.

6:55pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.

7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:25pm - Tribute theme to Germany.

7:45pm - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)

8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)


9:30pm - * Intermission *


10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10pm - Re-enactment of Kerry’s fake medal toss.

10:20pm - Cameo by Dean ’Yeeearrrrrrrg!’

10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the United Nations

11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage cermony (threesomes, mixed and same sex).

11:15PM - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:30pm - ’Free Saddam’ pep rally.

11:59PM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00pm - Nomination of democratic candidate.

Discussions - 6 Comments

Sounds like a party I want to sign up for . . . NOT! Some humor and a heavy dose of truth!

You know that may be closer to the truth than we may think.

Scary

Also add to program:12:30am-Sen. Kennedy is toast

A few points for being clever, but c’mon, gay bashing and KKK. That’s just downright mean-spirited. Maybe the Democrats can perform partial-birth abortions and maybe even a couple of instances of infanticide if the mother "chooses." Don’t forget to allow all the feminists to murder all of men out of "self-defense" from all the "potential rapists." Sacrifice a couple of Christians while you’re at it for "imposing their views" and defend the murder by claiming in an orgy of relativism, "Hey, my culture says that it’s OK."

Funny! I saw this one floating around... Similar, but I like it because it uses the real dates:


2004 Democratic National Convention - Official Program

July 26 ~ July 29, 2004, Boston, Massachusetts

July 26

8:00 pm - Opening flag burning ceremony
8:05 pm - Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations
8:10 pm - Opening secular prayers by Reverend Jesse Jackson and Reverend Al Sharpton
8:15 pm – Speech: “Blame America First” by Senator Ted Kennedy
8:30 pm – Speech: “Preventing effective government communication” by Jamie Gorelick
8:45 pm – 9-11 Commission status update: “Where Bush failed”
8:55 pm - Group apology led by Richard Clarke
9:00 pm - Speech: “Selling out your allies: How to protect your oil contracts and kickbacks” by French President Jacques Chirac
9:15 pm - Tribute to France
9:30 pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop
9:45 pm - Re-enactment of Kerry’s fake medal toss
10:00 pm - Anti-war rally and sit-in
10:50 pm - Collection for al-Zawahri defense fund
10:55 pm - Release of Guantanamo Bay prisoners

July 27

8:00 pm - Opening flag burning ceremony
8:05 pm - Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations
8:10 pm - Speech: “Our Democracy is a Farce: reliving the Kerry Vietnam years” by Tim Robbins
8:30 pm - Gay marriage ceremony led by Rosie O’Donnell
8:45 pm - Speech: “Honoring the dead to boost your ‘sweeps’ ratings” by Nightline anchor Ted Koppel
9:00 pm – Speech: “Effective use of the media to promote book sales” by Sixty Minutes correspondent Lesley Stahl
9:15 pm - Speech: "Put us back in the ’West Wing’" by Martin Sheen
9:30 pm - Anti-Bush rally: “Hey, hey; ho, ho; George W. Bush has got to go!” led by Michael Moore
9:45 pm - Anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand
10:55 pm - Senator Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

July 28

8:00 pm - Opening flag burning ceremony
8:05 pm - Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations
9:00 pm – Speech: “Free healthcare through socialized medicine” by Senator Hillary Clinton
9:15 pm - Speech: “Why we need a liberal to stack the courts” by Senator Patrick Leahy
9:30 pm – Partial-birth abortion demonstration
9:45 pm - Speech: “Bush ruined my Education bill by signing it” by Senator Ted Kennedy
10:00 pm - Symbolic repeal of Bush tax cuts
10:05 pm - Speech: “How the super-rich will profit under Kerry” by George Soros, Warren Buffett, Steve Jobs, Bill Gates Sr., and Teresa Heinz Kerry
10:15 pm - Insider trading workshop with Martha Stewart
10:30 pm - Senator Kerry’s voting record for the issues presented by Senator Tom Daschle
10:35 pm - Senator Kerry’s voting record against the issues presented by Congressperson Nancy Pelosi
10:40 pm - Speech: “Racial harmony: My days in the Klan” by Senator Robert Byrd
10:55 pm - Lifetime Achievement Award presentation to the America’s First Black President: Bill Clinton

July 29

8:00 pm - Opening flag burning ceremony
8:05 pm - Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations
8:10 pm - Speech: “Elections in the balance: Legal options if we lose” by former Vice President Al Gore
8:45 pm - Voting workshop
9:00 pm - Endorsement of Howard Dean: “Yeeeaaahhhh!”
9:15 pm - Nomination of the Democratic vice presidential candidate
9:30 pm - Speech: “I’m not Cheney” by the vice presidential candidate
9:45 pm - Nomination of the Democratic presidential candidate: Senator John Kerry
10:00 pm – Vote to include "I hate Bush" in the DNC platform
10:15 pm – Speech: “We need a regime change in the United States” by Senator John Kerry
10:45 pm – Rebuttal to Senator Kerry’s remarks by Senator John Kerry
10:55 pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:00 pm – Closing sing-a-long

2004 Repub National Convention Program

6:00PM Opening prayer by the Southern Baptist Convention’s newly elected officers.
6:30PM Evangelical Agenda Oath Signing Ceremony (mandatory attendance).
8:00PM Richard M. Nixon Memorial Seminar Series Program entitled "How To Do It Right Next Time", guest lecturer: Oliver North.
9:00PM Brady Law vs. the NRA, a critical analysis hosted by Charleton Heston
9:30PM "How to Divorce Your Wife and Uphold the Sanctity of Marriage" by Rush Limbaugh.
10:00PM "How To Slyly Give Up Fiscal Responsibility While Avoiding Criticism" lecture by Joshua Bolten, White House OMB Director.
10:30PM "You CAN Love Your Pets in More Ways Than You Know" By Rick Santorum.
11:00PM "Civil Liberties and Human Rights On The Chopping Block" demonstration by John Ashcroft, the man who lost the election to a dead man, and includes select prisoners from Guantanamo Bay, Abu Garaib and Jose Padilla.
11:30PM "What I Meant to Say Was That Slavery Was Better" Honorary guest speaker Trent Lott.
12:00AM Midnight address by G.W. via satelite link because he is too chicken -- er busy -- to appear in person.
12:30AM "The Benefits of Being an Uncle Tom", Colin Powell’s interpretive dance on fitting in where you don’t belong.
1:00AM "Fox News and How It Can Help You With Your Snow Job" by Rupert Murdock.
2:00AM Late night straight entertainment starring Barbara Bush and the White House Intern Showgirls (no one under 21 allowed unless they are members of the Log Cabin Republicans who have no reason to be at the party to begin with.)


The sad thing is this: So far, the democrats have taken the idea of being a ’republican’ apart and republicans will have no choice but to put slander together like this ’non-informative agenda’ to get their point across.

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