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Hogzilla lived

A team of National Geographic experts has confirmed south Georgia’s monster hog, known to locals as

Hogzilla
was indeed real — and really, really big. O.K. the thing wasn’t 1,000 pounds as claimed by the myths, but he was 800 lbs heavy, which ain’t bad. I bet the locals are already saying that the monster had many sons and daughters. This ain’t the end of it!

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If I had a giant hog like that I would make myself an enormous hog coat and wear it everywhere. Everyone would want my giant hog coat but alas, there could be only one.

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