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Um. . .

From a wire service story out this evening:

COLUMBUS, Ohio (Sept. 24) - A car dealership’s planned radio advertisement that declared "a jihad on the automotive market" has drawn sharp criticism for its content but will not be changed, the business said Saturday.

Several stations rejected the Dennis Mitsubishi spot, which says sales representatives wearing "burqas" — head-to-toe traditional dress for Islamic women — will sell vehicles that can "comfortably seat 12 jihadists in the back."

"Our prices are lower than the evildoers’ every day. Just ask the pope!" the ad says. "Friday is fatwa Friday, with free rubber swords for the kiddies."

CAIR is not amused.

Discussions - 3 Comments

Let the dealership run the ad; after all, there’s nothing funnier than women in burqas. (Right?) But if that dealer is now selling, or trying to sell, vehicles to jihadists, if he’s providing reliable aid and stylish comfort to the enemy, then he should be extraordinarily rendered, post-haste! (Not because we are going to waterboard him, just because it’s fun to lawfully question people in an exotic locale) And here I thought our troops were fighting the jihadists over there so that we wouldn’t have to confront them on America’s streets!

In fact, Dennis is enabling them to get around in fast and furious style with legendary Mitsubishi performance. Our state troopers will be writing tickets in Arabic! I guess the Spyder beats 80’s Toyota pickups...

I wouldn’t buy a car from the guy for fear that when I press the button on the garage door remote KABOOM.

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