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Morning amusement

It seems like spring this morning, about ten degrees warmer than the -4 of yesterday and the sun is beaming! So I’m amusing myself. 1. Rev. Ted Haggard is "completely heterosexual", a committe of preachers has announced. Yet he is asked to leave town. 2. China blames West for global warming. 2. Gay marriage supporters announce initiative that would limit marriage to those have children within three years. 3. Astronaut tries to kill rival for the affections of another astronaut, driving 900 miles in a diaper. 4. Iran demands proof of the Holocaust. 5. More women take bodyguard training in Russia. Olga Korolyova, a trainer: "People arrive at the idea that it’s not bad to have a woman in a team of men. A woman thinks differently, feels differently, acts differently. She’s softer. She smiles."
6. China bans pigs in ads. Not good for the year of the pig.
7. Study reveals that half the women
surveyed said their favorite article of clothing was more reliable than their man in giving them confidence and making them feel sexy. 8.
Gays are offended by Super Bowl Snickers ad. GLAAD demands apology. 9. Guiliani kisses wife. Front page news. She calls him "the Energizer Bunny with no rechargeable batteries." Honesty is an excellent thing in a woman. He’s running for president.

Discussions - 6 Comments

Rudy kissing his wife and surely more is big news, actually. It would be bigger news if Hillary had a similar report about her husband.

The even bigger news is that this guy Haggard is certifiably "completely heterosexual." No wonder they got him out of town.

"And a lion hath whelped in the streets."

Peter L: It would be bigger news if they smoked a cigarette afterward.

As to the giving up of sex for 15 months in exchange for a new wardrobe . . . that must be some wardrobe!

" It would be bigger news if Hillary had a similar report about her husband." "

Maybe big news, but I don’t want to see Rudy kissing Bill on any magazine cover, thank you very much.

Good one Fung! Though imagine the possibilities . . .

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