Doesn’t Georgia already have fire ants? If so, maybe there’s a way to get ’em to fightin’ one another? The Great Southern Ant Bee War ... sounds like an episode of the Andy Griffith Show!

dain, you’re making me laugh, and it can’t be funny. Georgia is clearly in an ecological crisis. They’ll all have to move north.

It must be Bush’s fault. If he’d done something about global warming or built an effective border fence, we wouldn’t be facing this terror bee threat.

Alternatively, we can find some way of evangelizing them to be less aggressive. Let’s give bees a chance.

In Ohio, according to the paper, there’s a honey bee crisis - a great dying, which may pose a real problem for agriculture. The story did not report whether Ohio bees have decamped to Dixie once again to fight the killer bees and preserve the Union.