My father-in-law just e-mailed me these, so God only knows how long theyve been flying around the internet, but I thought they were funny:
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they can track her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering aimlessly around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why dont we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, its worked for over 200 years and were not using it anymore.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we cant have the Ten Commandments in a
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...
it creates a hostile work environment.