"I do believe in the sanctity of marriage, I totally do!"
These were the words recently uttered by rapidly fading pop queen Britney Spears in reference to her (very) brief marriage to a childhood friend.
Miss Spears also expressed surprise that the affair had garnered so much press attention. "We landed on Mars that day — why arent they talking about that?" she asked.
4:24 PM / January 15, 2004
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