Very impressive (and quite sweet). Congrats, proud papa.

Now, start getting ready for the academic year!

To be fair, my son was also not, as he once put it, "chopped lumber" (proof positive, by the way, that we’re as goyisch as they come), but his mother is not quite as competitive as one of the other mothers involved on the girls’ side.

Joe, your son’s spoonerism is a keeper! Quite witty (although of the "I’m a poet but don’t know it" sort, I imagine).

No comment on the moms’ front.