Comeback Kids Come Up Short
Posted in Sports by Justin Paulette
It's only fitting to note with somber lamentation that the black and gold finally failed to surge ahead as the underdog champion to win the game in the end. Sometimes good does not immediately overcome evil....
There's always next year.
11:29 PM / February 6, 2011
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